There's Stories Everywhere

The universal saying for "I wasn't listening to your story" has always been summed up in three words: Damn, That's Crazy!! That is, until tonight. Thanks to Steven, we can now substitute that phrase with "There's stories everywhere". There really is no better way to tell people you don't give a shit about what they have to say than by responding with that.

"Ya, cool story bro, they're everywhere!".