....welp, sometimes even the pros mess up. After an hour of recording our first episode of the week, we realized we never pressed record. How we would love for you to hear that discovery. But, as the saying goes, "if at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again". So tried again, we did.

Well, he got a new job and forgot about us. I guess we gotta appreciate him for showing up for this episode.

Have you ever stayed up at night wondering how many times your hand finds it way down to your nether regions? Well, wonder no more. With the DickBit, get live tracking, set goals, join friend boards, compete, and beat your meat.

Listen along as we dabble in a little bit of "Jealousy in Relationships" talk....and a bunch of other pointless things.

Welp, we thought we were spicing things up by finally using our soundboard buttons, but we obviously don't know what we're doing -- here and/or in life. At least we have each other.

Honestly, this episode sounds mostly like a therapy session for Jessica. She reflects on herself, admits to some of her own toxic behaviors, and tries to decode her dreams. And let's just say, it's not that exciting.

....take a man golfing and he comes back brand new and ready to co-host a podcast episode.

There is nothing more bizarre than having fans message us or approach us. While we know we post publicly, and are heard internationally, it is so crazy to have people talk to us about it. Admittedly, pure embarrasment hits first, followed by thoughts of "damn, people actually listen!". It makes us feel like we should be inspirational, use our platform for the greater good. But then we get in the room with each other, put the mics to our mouths, and just let our thoughts flow freely -- the end result: an utter mess of word vomit. But you're here for it and asking for more. Maybe you are a bunch of trash bags like us.

In this episode, come explore 9 fun facts about pubic hair! That's right, we're talking pubes and you don't want to miss out.

We are one week away from the Super Bowl. Who do you got? Are you as superstitious as Jacob?

Join us, as Jessica talks about her two favorite things (or, actually, is it three favorite things?)

Oh you know, just the usual Question and Answer series where Jessica asks Jacob all the inappropriate questions.

Jacob has something going on. Is it Chlamydia? Is it a UTI? Is it dehydration? Maybe anxiety? Click play and listen to his story

Jessica and Jacob share their frustrations and with the newly added Express Lanes on the freeway and how these paid lanes have only worsened traffic rather than improving it. Which then leads them into a discussion about other failed propositions (in their eyes).

New year - same us. Let's get it....

Who knew talking to Jacob could be so therapeutic and insightful!?

When life gets hard, coffee is there.

It's like the universe didn't want this episode to be released. Between computer issues and the hosting website not loading, we almost gave up publishing this one. But here we are -- persevering.

Once upon a time, Jessica bought a book and felt like it brought a spirit with it. She's had anxiety ever since. Why she still bought it, we will never know. Where is that book now? Well....we don't have the answer to that question either.

It is Thanksgiving week and we are thankful for you!